Dear Brando, I am praying that your broken ankle heals quickly so that you can enjoy doing fun things again. Being a hob-along is no fun for either of us. Dear Piper, stop being such a hermit and come out of your kennel and play with me. I am seriously considering getting you a puppy sibling to draw you out again. I miss your cuddles and cuteness. Dear house, please decorate yourself because I don't have enough patience, decision making skills, or money to do so. I'm gonna need you to look like you belong on HGTV. K? Thanks. Dear summer, please slow your roll. You are going by way to fast for my liking. I am not ready to deal with middle school drama yet. Dear Ikea, thanks for putting our fave furniture line on sale this weekend. Maybe I can get started on decorating my guest bedroom after all. Dear Diet, You are not working!! I have worked out every single day this week and cut out sweet tea and dessert and fat and yumminess only to lose a grand total of 0.00 lbs. Come on, at least give me a tenth of a pound. Dear Piper (again), I love that you talk to us (see video below). You are seriously adorbs. Dear hubby (again), I am seriously a blessed woman to be married to you. Just thought you should know.